The Zombie Sonics, who are very lovable for zombies, or the Lakers, who I’ve hated since the day they acquired Shaq. But I know I hate Kobe and his fanboys more than Durant, and tonight Durant outplayed Kobe. 19 boards to go along with your 29 points? The Durantula was putting in work (and working on the basketball court is not for suckers).

Speaking of zombies, here is some cutting edge zombie research. Quote:

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