Let me start by saying vampire movies with excessive blood and gore are a completely appropriate place for infants. At least one couple out there agrees with me. The strange thing about this couple was that when I passed them in the aisle at the movie theater I didn’t see a baby, they busted it out sometime during the previews. I think they snuck it in like non-theater jujubes, stuffed in a bag or over-sized pocket. I’m no expert, but that seems like bad parenting.