Dir Sir(s),

Fuck you.

Really. Finals on Saturday? And not at the start of finals week, but at the end? After most of the undergrads have recovered from their end of semester hangovers and are on their way home with a semesters worth of laundry, a few unlucky bastards have to get up for Saturday morning finals. It’s not right. Of the countless colleges and universities* we have attended San Diego State is the only one that can’t seem to contain finals week to a single work week.  We can do better. That’s all, got to go hit the books.


The Staff of Workings For Suckers

*Apparently I can’t count to three.