We are a few hours from kick off in the big game against Air Force, which hopefully will be the turning point for my beloved Aztecs, but I just checked ESPN’s bottom 10 and it looks like they’ve got us at 6, making us a mediocre horrible team.

Spence, if your listening your dawgs are at #2, the big difference being you people expect something out of your football team besides running wild at soriority houses (but I’m sure Mr. Lockhart has gotten some of that in as well). The annual end of season win over Wazoo (#3) could help you challenge for not the worst team in the country.

The alma mater has accumulated four wins and one loss in D-II, so I’ve got someone to root for. Go Vikings!