A conversation I had in a bar Saturday night, as I recollect:

Girl: Are you from San Diego.

Me: Moved here about six months ago

Sidenote- I’ve been saying I moved here six months ago for about four months.

Girl: Me too, were are you from?

Me: Washington state. What about you.

Girl: Hawaii.

Me: Very nice, what island?

Girl: East shore of Oahu.

Me: I was on the North Shore in November.

Girl: Why?

Me: Uh…it’s Hawaii

Conversation was sidetrack by a gentleman pulling Mickey’s grenades out of his pocket and telling us girls didn’t like him. I recommended he wrap his sweatshirt around his neck and not his waist. I hope it worked out for him.