Despite good intentions, I typically throw together last minute Halloween costumes that suck. I’m trying America, but I just don’t know what to run with. Discarded ideas (feel free to steal):

  • Ghostbuster: making the backpack would’ve been too hard
  • The Operation guy: I don’t remember why I ditched this one. I’m worried a lack of artistic ability would lead to sub-par results.
  • Slutty pirate: Why don’t guys get to dress slutty on Halloween.
  • Tyler Durden: I’m not sure how to dress up like Tyler Durden, but I like the idea.

Any ideas?

If your still reading you have to put a good idea for a Halloween costume in the comments. And no Pat, I’m not going to dress up as an Almond Joy so I can ask girls if they feel like a nut.