I spent the last couple days completing on-line compliances courses at the new job. Boring stuff, but the test questions were pretty funny. Would mandatory special training for all employees in gun safety reduce workplace violence? I guess some NRA types might argue yes, but picturing myself and all the other cubicle-monkeys going down to the firing range brings a smile to my face. The tests are done, so now the only thing on the agenda is reading a manual and attending meetings in which I have no clue what anybody is talking about.